Final countdown (final countdown) ... 
Well, diopter office plankton chooses one once a year in its legitimate labor holiday, humiliated despot-employer to ten days, all-inclusive Resort in Turkey, arrange a soft comfortable chairs its hulking cellulite ass, it's time to take the interim results, accents, give all the sisters on earrings, and brothers in the balls.
& nbsp644 days, possibly during this time someone managed to get pregnant and give birth to a child, change 2 of 6 mistresses and flowered wallpaper in the bedroom, become a fan of Spartak Moscow or homosexual, that, in general, the same thing I did all this while traveling.
By tradition, taking advantage of the opportunity provided to me by me, I would like to express words immense gratitude to my parents, Lord God, all those who have been with me all this time and even more thanks to those who were not with me. Especially want to Note Vova PA, for his invaluable contribution to the transformation of the country in the ass, the desire to return to, I have all this time there was not even once.
So go ...
Nomination «Where have you wandered through the night, a sort of beast, and why have you got on the collar of the traces of lipstick» Award receive:
1. Australia - 130 days 
Visits to Australia I had never dreamed and planned, but it would be foolish to conceive such a grand event and not to call the green continent on the standard 30 days, tick ...
Here's what happened with the tick:)
Indonesia not one of countries particularly admired me, move through the islands scattered over thousands of kilometers, time-consuming, eating disgusting anywhere without exceptions, local see Aliens huge purse with money gratis.
Nevertheless, this is one of the few remaining on the planet countries where it is possible for a week without seeing a single tourist, and the inaccessibility and remoteness of the islands has led to the preservation of the unique culture, desert white beaches and stunning coral reefs with exotic marine life, even after the carpet bombing of fish.
Everyone says that in Colombia, a girl of incredible beauty and unearthly kindness, but the reality surpassed the boldest expectations. It's fucked up, No, not so. It's fucked up! I am ready to marry at 98% of Colombian women aged 18 to 35 years. Inclusive, tomorrow and the n-th p-a-s-d-u-m-s-in-a-ya. The remaining 2% of transvestites I men, although the former as something not very much. No, tonight.
4. Argentina - 52 days 
In Argentina, only 3 (three) points of interest Blue Perito Moreno Glacier, Mount Fitz Roy photogenic and Iguazu Falls, all the rest - one vast ranch. Looking back, I do not understand what could be do in this country as much as 52 days and where I want them to actually spend, but it is simply a pleasure to be, if I lived somewhere in Latin America, only in Argentina.
5. Ecuador - 38 days
6. Samoa - 35 days
7. Brazil - 30 days
8. New Zealand - 27 days
9. Thailand - 27 days
10.Kuba - 22 days
11.Laos - 17 days
12.Chili - 17 days
13.Boliviya - 15 days
14.Venesuela - 15 days
15.Vetnam - 14 days
16.Kambodzha - 10 days
17.Peru - 8 days
18.Singapur - 4 days
19.London - 10 hours
In nomination
«Take these two and one more thing that blonde » honored lollipop suck:
1. Australia - the best of the best «Australia - the dream of all Russian housewives who were nowhere» 
Lord, how I love this country! It would be me now 25 years old, this would be a night to Podkolokolny Lane, Building 10a with a complete set of documents in Immigration Section of the Embassy of Australia. And so, come home, runs a cat ... not ... Cat not the Australian way ... dog ... Labrador, white ... call Utkonos ... will make eggs in the sand set aside. Buy a jeep, two-door Vitara, after the accident and overhaul, nerastomozhennuyu, the international wanted list, which is cheaper, but then there is no fucking money. Painted in light green, yellow kangaroo on the one hand, the Australian flag and the other on the bonnet yardstick letters
«SPIRIT OF AUSTRALIA» 
turns I am now a Russian housewife or what?
If you want a shiny Porsche-Cayenne-Turbo complete "deluxe" costs vazovskoy killed nine, then you in Bolivia and Laos. Two old assholes uncut diamond that you visited earlier, rightly affirmed Booked the highest ranking among the best places on this planet, thanks to the natural uniqueness, colorful local population, lack of crowds and cheap prices. But hurry, your coach can quickly turn into a pumpkin.
All I knew before about Brazil in fact turned out to be not true, no one goes to the white pants, wild monkeys in the country is not so much as women do not drink cognac and smoke cigars.
Brazil this is probably the only country in Latin America, where people are not steamed question how to earn more money and a carefree joy the little that they have - Sun, sea and girls topless and in thongs.
And everything is good, but it was too expensive country, and with the money you leave here very easily, without hesitation.
Nomination
«Will we have the Kolyma, welcome ... - No, no, it's better you to us!» sickle over the eggs get:
1. Outright sludge slops - Cuba 
marasmic slogans, dreary landscape, nuclear war more terrible than the girls, depressed men who sit all day at the open doors of their wretched homes, that they too lazy not what to paint, and even plaster. You deserve the life that you have. After three days of stay I was ready to change the tickets, but decided mazahicheski doterpet to the end, to never even thought did not arise to return here. Hello Fed.
Well, I do not like and Peru are all here. Machu Picchu is unique, certain areas of Lima - the capital of the country, cute, but Peruvians are ugly, either internally or externally and the country is one big desert, where the wind chasing the pillars of sand and debris between the smear houses with no windows and doors.
3. Chile
clamped as a sausage in a hot doge between the Andes and the Pacific Ocean, a haven leaden clouds and wet rain. Each city is a seaport with unimaginable reinforced concrete structures obscure the destination, impassable mud, and black oil stains in pools, marginal elements in a dark alley with unfinished bottle in their hands.
It seems that everything left over from a bloody dictator, Augusto Pinochet - small-sized men's suits with patches grated on his elbows and absurd forms of horny trolley, piled high with assortment of 70's commercial stalls for the solid steel bars.
4. Some of the sludge the full right and with great pleasure recording
New Zealand. 
most overpriced in the tourist, the country of the planet, in fact, an ordinary, not how it stands out empty, would be in Europe, no one there would not be ridden. No, all cute and simpatichnenko, but every person flying on the edge of the earth, after watching otfotoshoplennyh handouts Ministry of Tourism, expects to see the Martian landscape with smoking purple volcanoes, the purple sea bays, long-eared pig snout with goblins and orcs roaming the fantastic forest of khaki, and in return receives a birch, mountain ash and a herd of bunnies in freshwater lakes.
Nomination
«She was unclothed, but it has not met expectations» oblomingo bird had built nests:
& nbsp1. Autumn 2008, before his departure, he had to get pindosovskuyu visa, then it would be resolved issues with the entry into Mexico, Costa Rica and Panama and world travel has become new meaning and tone - to look like lynch blacks in Alabama to give a penny of Mickey Mouse in Disneyland, pinch your ass for Angelina Jolie at the Los Angeles ... Romance.
& nbsp2. In December 2009, had to fly from Australia across the Pacific to South America (Chile, or Argentina), but not to Cuba via London. Would have made full-circled the ball, managed to have a season in Antarctica, but I was already a non-return ticket from Australia to Malaysia, terribly wanted to Mexico, Jamaica and Cuba, also in Argentina and Chile, I would have got a season of holidays and student vacations, which created problems with accommodation and high prices. Nevertheless, it was strategic mistake.
Nomination
«Everything that is acquired overwork ... gold cigarette case domestic, foreign tape recorder, a suede jacket ... three pieces ... » anathema committed:
1. Border and customs post on the Chilean-Argentine border. Located high in the mountains almshouse, to nearest settlements from both sides of 100 miles, no strangers, 8 people travel. Stole half a backpack while standing behind the stamps in your passport porter, carrying things for customs control. Out - a raincoat, a package of washing powder, 3 plastic boxes for food, sunglasses, nail clippers, alarm clock, flashlight, coil of tape, thread a needle and pins, poluslomanny tripod hopelessly broken phone Nokia N70 with a charger, two broken SD-card and that is really a pity, charger for camera and two flash drives.
2. Peruvian city of Piura on the Ecuadorian border - on the bus station, pulled out of the bag behind the camera is old and semi-workers.
3. Hostel in Sydney «YHA Railway» - Nazis dragged charging for the batteries AA and AAA.
And all for little things - forgot a couple packages of food in the fridge in Australia Thermosocks a rope in Chile Santiago, torn old T-shirt on a desert island Dodola in Indonesia.
And, in general, it was all fine and good, always and everywhere, even in Cuba.
Continue boob ...
